What exactly is this that you posted on your website today?
Am I really watching a 5 minute video of you putting on make-up while your brand new single (which I love, by the way) "Window Seat" plays?
Why am I kinda in a trance?
Remember that Jamie Foxx bit where he talks about not looking Prince directly in the eye because he’d put a spell on you?
Yeah, I think that just might’ve been the case with this video.
Huh?   You want me to put on this funky lookin shirt?
I dunno about that…
I saw what happened with Common and Andre 3000.
This shirt really ain't my style.
Well… does it come in large?

Sincerely,
Bill Johnson